Funny laws in Illinois

Hello everyone I thought I would do my Blog on funny laws it may take a couple to cover these but there a lot of dumb and funny laws.  Alright well here are some of the Worlds Dumbest laws for you.

1. In Massachusetts, selling a stink bomb is a crime. 

2. It is prohibited to brag about being thin in Madrid, Spain… 

3. In Chicago it is illegal to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.

4.  Also in Chicago it is illegal to eat at a place that is on fire.

5.  In Evanston, Illinois it is forbidden to go bowling.

6.  In Cicero, Illinois humming is forbidden on Sundays.

7.  In Champaign, Illinois one may not pee in his neighbors mouth.

8.  In Crete, Illinois cars may not be driven through town. 

9.  In Chicago it is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

10. In Des Plains, Illinois Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.

These are some of the Crazy laws In our world I think they are true but I don't know because some of these are just plain stupid will have more soon so comment.